There's a story behind our software mascots. And there's a story behind our software mascots having stories. But this page isn't about the story behind the mascots and their stories, it's about the mascots and their stories themselves.
Artist: Chris Olimpo
The Barn Owl has the best hearing of any animal tested. Since this middleware is effectively listening (via hardware 'ears') for all the wireless devices in a Smart Space, barnowl would seem a more than fitting name. Moreover, Wikipedia introduces the Barn Owl as "the most widely distributed species of owl, and one of the most widespread of all birds". An ambitiously inspiring fact considering our vision for a global crowdsourced infrastructure of Wireless Sensor Networks in the Internet of Things (IoT).
Don't think we can top that? Well check out this quote: "the barn owl is the most economically beneficial species to humans". Yes, apparently the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is prepared to argue so. Too ambitious? Well, consider this quote from Jeremy Rifkin: "What makes the IoT a disruptive technology in the way we organize economic life is that it helps humanity reintegrate itself into the complex choreography of the biosphere, and by doing so, dramatically increases productivity without compromising the ecological relationships that govern the planet."
As Wikipedia so eloquently states, "To facilitate genetic transfer between isolated individuals, barnacles have extraordinarily long penises." And given the current state of isolation of nodes in today's IoT, this package (pun intended) needs "the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom".
Also, we hope the name provides occasions to overhear our Québecois colleagues say things like "Tu veux tu configurer ta barnacle!?!"
Barter is a system of exchange by which goods or services are directly exchanged for other goods or services without using a medium of exchange, such as money. Seems fitting for an API in an open Internet of Things.
Why is barterer represented by a starfish? Well, in our software architecture, barterer consumes data from barnacles, and in nature, starfish consume barnacles. One such example is the species Pisaster ochraceus. And, as Wikipedia states, "while most individuals are purple, they can be orange, orange-ochre, yellow, reddish, or brown". Orange was the only colour in the reelyActive palette which fit, so there you have it, an orange starfish.
If we stretch the story even further, the initials of Pisaster Ochraceus (PO) are the same as the architect of our original API (P-O). That API was named bartender, but alas, that name had already been claimed on npmjs, and so we exchanged it for barterer (pun intended, as usual).
Why is the starfish holding scales with a one and a zero? Because he's bartering digital information of course!
The Cornell Lab of Ornithology explains: "The Black-Capped Chickadee hides seeds and other food items to eat later. Each item is placed in a different spot and the chickadee can remember thousands of hiding places." Not only does it have an outstanding associative memory, it is also "almost universally considered cute thanks to its oversized round head, tiny body, and curiosity about everything, including humans."
If you were entrusting a bird to associate your wireless device with your online stories you'd want it to be cute and friendly enough to eat out of your hand, right? We could have named this package Clark's Nutcracker, the bird with arguably the best associative memory, but the whole nut-cracking thing doesn't inspire the same level of friendliness now does it?
One more fun fact that we feel compelled to pass along: "Every autumn Black-capped Chickadees allow brain neurons containing old information to die, replacing them with new neurons so they can adapt to changes in their social flocks and environment even with their tiny brains." Wow, that's database efficiency that we can aspire to!
The json-silo is exactly that: a data silo for JSON! Simple enough, right? So why does it have a grain silo with a hockey mask for a mascot?
At reelyActive we've always been outspoken about the need for an open Internet of Things as opposed to a bunch of siloed applications. In 2013, on social media we recycled the "More cowbell" meme with an image of Will Ferrell banging on a grain silo with the caption "The Internet of Things does not need More Silo". When it came time to create a mascot for the json-silo, we decided to start with that grain silo.
Now, how do you visually represent JSON in association with a grain silo? Sure, we could have slapped the official JSON logo on that silo, but where's the fun in that? Instead, for those of us who grew up in the eighties, hearing "JSON" out of context (pun intended) evokes the image of Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th series of films, specifically the iconic hockey goaltender mask he wore. Not only does that "Jason" mask make for a silly visual pun, it also gives a nod to our hometown heritage, where Jacques Plante of the Montréal Canadiens was the first goaltender to wear such a mask full-time, which would later become standard practice. We'd be pleased to see the use of personal data lockers become standard practice too.
After humans, beavers are the animals with the greatest impact on their ecosystem. Industrious and ingenious hydrological engineers, beavers build dams, filling the ponds which provide them food and protection. In turn, these basins of water provide food and habitat for diverse fauna and flora, contributing to a thriving ecosystem.
Oh yeah, and the beaver is the national animal of Canada eh? And the oversized rodent is currently celebrating its 40th anniversary as the mascot of the 1976 Olympics of our native Montréal. We wood be dammed not to chews it as a mascot!
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Cormorants are a family of aquatic birds well adapted for diving to catch fish in their long, slender bill which is hooked in an Angular kind of way. In its client-side habitat, cormorant.js will commonly dive into pools created by beaver.js in search of linked data, adeptly swimming from URL to URL, to collect its prey: JSON-LD.
Cormorants are also known as shags. If you've read our other mascot stories, at this point you may be surprised that we didn't play on the shag & beaver theme. We could have, but it seems rather tame once you discover the mechanics of how that goes down for our other mascot, the cuttlefish!
The cuttlefish isn't actually a fish, but rather a cephalopod, which is a class of marine animals remarkable for how quickly and diversely they can communicate visually. As per Wikipedia: "flamboyant cuttlefish use between 42 and 75 chromatic, seven textural, 14 postural, and seven locomotor elements" to communicate.
Given that cuttlefish.js communicates machine-readable data as human-readable visual information, that unprecedented natural vocabulary sets some serious expectations for UI/UX design! Seriously. Read Jaron Lanier's 2006 article in Discover Magazine.
In its client-side habitat, cuttlefish.js will consume and render the JSON-LD fetched by cormorant.js. And while you may suspect that cuttlefish and cormorants have nothing more in common than the fact that the pupil of the former resembles the distinct wing shape of the latter, check out this video we found on the Internets. Yeah, if that skate were a beaver...
Speaking of videos, we'd be remiss not to share with you Ze Frank's True Facts about the Cuttlefish. May we also suggest an images search for "cute baby cuttlefish". You're welcome.